THQ's Destroy All Humans!(TM) Invades Verizon Wireless' Get It Now(R) Service

"BEDMINSTER, N.J. and CALABASAS HILLS, Calif., THQ Wireless Inc., a subsidiary of THQ Inc. (Nasdaq: THQI), has received new intelligence confirming that the alien conspiracy code-named 'Destroy All Humans!(TM)' has officially infiltrated Verizon Wireless' Get It Now(R) Service. Mobile gamers under the spell of 'Cryptosprodium-137', the Aliens' most horrifying homo sapien vaporizer also known as Crypto, are uncontrollably downloading Destroy All Humans!, making it a top seller on Verizon Wireless' Get It Now service."